Maybe don’t dress your kid like a zebra to see the lions at the zoo?
(Source: Gawker)
Via Princess Mon Mon, a video that is definitely in my wheelhouse. (Though I tend to like my a capella a little less professionally produced.)
Tessa: Look, I’m not even seeing Scott Strauss anymore so can this just be over? Because trying to use Lisa against me was low, even for you, Dalia.
Dalia: My parents are getting a divorce you know.
Tessa: I know, and that sucks, and I’m sorry. I’m sure it’s really painful.
It’s the sips that make it magic. Also, I’ve been walking around all day saying “organic lesbian catering venture” and giggling.
I’ve got to find some baby sloths to play with.
Adele, a capella, with kitchen utensils. Love me some creative music-making. I think the girl on the cheese grater is my fave.
(Source: vulture.com)
I’d like two of the gray ones, please.
SLOTH JAMMIES, YOU GUYS. SLOTH. JAMMIES.
(Source: The Huffington Post)

